FOURTH WALL EVENT POST HELL YEAH

[buttpinched]

[Morning was a ritual of waking up, going to the dining area of the VIolet city inn, and waiting for everyone to arrive.

Family breakfast was important, even if your family was currently a little... Strange. Or at least it was for Lion. So every morning everyone got together (Will included of course) to do important things like speaking about how you slept, or what your plans for the day were.

This was of course, a Rule. Absolute serious business. At least if you knew what's good for your personal relationships including Lion.

And so, Lion waited for Will, who was taking surprisingly long to come down. Hopefully he wouldn't have gotten transported somehwere else (as if it weren't hard enough to keep track of him already). Because of course. there was no reason at all for Will to be running off to Goldenrod again, right?

At least not if he knew what's good for his backside.

The first one to go downstairs was Katharine, who looked like she was crying. She quickly ran towards Lion, jumping on Lion’s legs and blaming the hell out of it.]

EEEEESSSSPEEEONNN!!! OOOOOOON!!! WAAAAA!!!

[THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!!]

[Dlanor, who went down in the second place, proceeded to do some damage control. That means knocking the hell out of that Espeon. Ignoring that, Will decided to make an appearance. Only that this time it would be a bit different.



Usually, it would be normal to see him with the same face, but there’s something off about Will. Why does Will have tits to begin with? Diana, who is recording this, is even more surprised. Now we understand why Katharine was crying.]
… Hn. Don’t ask.

[Diana decides that it would be better to just, eat the pokegear to hide the evidence. So she calls Gerturde, the skitty for such job. Enjoy the last minutes of a Skitty nomming the gear until it shuts down.]

[OOC: two people logged in with the same google docs account can actually write at the same time, or so Kai and Miyu discovered while writing this Post featuring Willarda and Lion. Tags may and will come from both boobies Will and pretty much the same as always Lion. Also when we finished this post we were listening to Friday, so to would be best to keep out of this post.]

Comments

[promotedpawn]

No questions allowed? But the public will probably be curious.

[Primo can't help to troll a bit. Don't worry he means no harm, except that he is curious, mostly as to what the problem is. He may have heard about Willard, what wizard or witch wouldn't? But he never met him directly. As for Lion... The kakeras Lion exists in are so few that Primo has yet to peek at one of them.]

[isthedeadcat]

[There is a pause in which Lion looks at the newcomer... but nothing is that surprising anymore with all the strange things happening lately...]

The public should be polite enough to understand that some things just cannot be easily explained.

[promotedpawn]

What if it's not an explanation what the public wants? But more like a mere summarize?

[isthedeadcat]

They just have to look.

It's quite obvious, after all.

[promotedpawn]

Maybe for you, not for someone who has just arrived.

[isthedeadcat]

Any educated theatergoer would have been watching the story since the beginning, wouldnt't they?

[promotedpawn]

Oh, how unfair. Some game-boards don't let people come in until the story has gone on for a bit.

[isthedeadcat]

You are welcome to join, but don't expect us to hold your hand during the trip, sir.

[promotedpawn]

Uhm, sounds reasonable. May I at least get a name to use? Mine's Primo.

[isthedeadcat]

Lion Ushiromiya, welcome to Johto.

[promotedpawn]

Thanks for the welcome. I apologize for showing up so unexpectedly, but believe me, I didn't do it on purpose.

[Primo eyes Lion seriously, an eyebrow slightly arched. He observed the games, just never bothered to mess with them even by making his presence known as much as Bernkastel and Lambdadelta did. There was never a Lion, but he knows enough about kakeras to know that it's possible, besides, he can't know yet if it's one of them, there may be other universes with people named Ushiromiya who have nothing to do with that game.]

Ushiromiya, the Ushiromiya family with residence in Rokkenjima, perhaps?

[isthedeadcat]

Yes, that is correct.

So you are aware of the game in Rokkenjima, Primo-san?

[promotedpawn]

[And Lion knows about the game too. Unless he has missed something it seems that he may be behind things for once since traveling those kakeras.]

Yeah, I've been watching its development for a while now, though I'm afraid that I've yet to make an acquaintance of you back there. Then again I'm nothing but a visitor who stops by to see how it progresses, so it doesn't surprise me.

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

Some questions will not be answered.

[promotedpawn]

So some will be? That sounds fair. I have only one question that I would like an answer for, tell me if it's allowed, yes? What is it people can't ask about?

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

That's up to the reader to find the answers by their own.

[promotedpawn]

So sneaky. So it's an answer that can be found without asking questions, like a mystery?

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

Perhaps.

[promotedpawn]

You realize that if what you want is people to not ask or stop asking, you're doing a poor job on it, right? Curiosity gets picked easily in those things.

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

I have no obligation to answer. So, if I don't want to, I will not do it- If they are curious, they will read the mystery.

[promotedpawn]

If you say that people will read the mystery if they are curious, then you are admitting that it's a mystery. Before you answered just a "perhaps" when I asked if it was like one.

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

I said that the curious ones would read the mystery, but I never speak of this own in particular. Hn. Don't try to understand it, you'll only end with a headache.

[promotedpawn]

[Primo laughs at that, it sounds too similar to a cackle, but he can't help it. The part about not trying to understand things, that brought memories that cause the cackle, even if this woman didn't intend that.]

So be it, I wouldn't want a headache, I may end losing my head to it.

[Cackle. Don't worry, it's normal that only he will see the humor on it.]

May I get a name regarding the players of this particular mystery?

[buttpinched.livejournal.com]

[Will's face is stuck in :| anyway.]

Hn... Call me Will.

[promotedpawn]

[Not a very charming face in a woman. The name makes him raise an eyebrow, that's not... A very feminine name, unless it's short of something.]

Will, huh? Is it the short form of your name? Either way, for the same of manners, I'm known as Primo. Nice to meet you.